Apple - the violent brand
Jun 29th, 2007 by Mark
The iPhone went on sale today. I have to admit I am getting a kick out of seeing all the fools standing in line for this overpriced gadget. It’s on the worst data network around. It’s overpriced. Best of all, it shows how idiotic most Apple users truly are.
AT&T Braces for Violent “Shopper”
Gee I thought Apple users were enlightened? Oh wait, that’s the image. Just proves the old adage: “more money than sense.”
Even better, it shows how badly AT&T treats it’s customers.
[...] if you need to have your suddenly uncool VGA camera flip-phone tweaked at 4:30, unfortunately you’ll be straight out of luck. AT&T will be shutting down at that time in order to gear up for the iPhone launch, slated for a 6 p.m. birth to the public.
*lmao* Worst network, terrible service, overpriced phone, great combination. This will only end in disaster.
Mayor Dumbass
Mayor Runs from Constituent While Waiting for iPhone

Philly Mayor doesn’t have enough to do, so he decided to get an iPhone. His excuse for not working?
He said the new handheld technology would allow him to work all day outside of the office.
What? Doesn’t seem to be a problem, now.
What the Philly paper won’t tell you
He left his spot around 11:30 a.m., soon after a 22-year-old man sporting a mohawk asked him, ‘How can you sit here with 200 murders in the city already?’
The mayor replied: ‘I’m doing my job.’
If sitting on your ass is doing your job, then yes you are. Another clueless politician. Gee what a shock. How did this idiot get elected? Affirmative action?
Oh Good news, the useless Mayor was able to acquire his iPhone. Gee what a shock. It sounds like he had someone wait in line for him.
This is how stupid these people are:
When he left the store, Street held the phone above his head to the cheers of about 100 people still in line. He then headed home to activate the phone.
Yep, they cheered! He just blew approximately $600, and they cheer. It’s not even activated yet! Oh yeah, it gets more expensive.
The mayor said the iPhone replaces a top-of-the-line BlackBerry phone he purchased just three months ago.
Clearly he is overpaid.
Apple’s are for Liberals
Moments after FNC reporter Laura Ingle said, “We’re going to need some security around here,” a man ran up and grabbed the mic — not the iPhone — during a live shot with Newsweek columnist Steven Levy outside an Apple Store in NYC.
Apple fanatic steals FoxNews mic. Only liberals are that intolerant.
Tags: apple, iPhone, iPod, AT&T, cell phone, mayor, philidelphia, John F. Street
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